Munu Emergency Blog

Friday, November 11, 2005 is currently shut down to move to the new servers. While we are shut down, you will not be able to post or comment on any of the sites.

Do not panic!

Make sure you have the following supplies at hand:

12 sheets of 1/4 inch plywood, at least 3' by 4'
6 gallons of water
At least one dozen batteries in each of the common sizes
Sticky tape
Tinned food such as beans; at least three tins per person per day

Use the sticky tape and string to construct a cubby house (or "fort") out of the plywood. The tins of beans can be used to defend your fort. Either throw them at people who approach, or, in close combat, ding them on the head.

For entertainment you can try touching the batteries to your tongue. Wire them in sequence and parallel and see what difference it makes!

For extra value, spill the water on the carpet and blame it on the dog.

Not Drowning, Moving!

Hi everyone. isn't down, it's moving to a new location. We will be back in a few hours, bigger and more annoying than ever before.

So take a break and break open a frosty can of Duff Beer. Beer. It's good for you.

Duff Beer is a product of MuNu Global Manufacturing and World Domination, Inc. Beer is not good for you. At least, our beer isn't.